Why we built this
We believe in defense done right. That means tech that works, missions that aren’t a hiring platitude, and a sober respect for the cost of force.
This page is a satire for the defense tech hype cycle built by people who have served, pitched program executive offices, and seen the gap between slide deck and reality.
Call us absurdism with a security clearance and stock options.
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